expresso

Expresso- a shot of caffeine infused whiskey achieved by adding a caffeine pill to a shot of any whiskey. Often confused with espresso.

The patron at a bar was getting tired so he ordered an expresso for last call.

by Excaliberprime June 1, 2014

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an "express espresso" that is shot into one's mouth via miniature, but extremely fast, coffee cannons. Double the pressure, double the fun.

"I'll take an expresso."
*pew pew pew*(coffee cannons deliver beverage)

by jgofosho August 27, 2016

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Expresso

When someone is ordering coffee and is in such a haste they pronounce Espresso like they are a black guy (or girl) and say Expresso...similar to Ask and Axe.

Customer: Can I have 2 small regular coffees with a shot of expresso in each.
Cashier: What are you...Black?
Customer: Yea nigga, what you want fool?

by The Black Guy March 30, 2007

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The cheap and effective way to wake up a hobo whilst he sleeps. One would pull down the hobos pants and slide ones tongue into the hobos anus, forcing the hobo to wake up abruptly. May also cause him to wipe the spit out of his anus with his crack/meth covered fingers, thus furthering his alertness.

This is told to work better or just as well as a normal espresso that you would buy from your local Starbucks.

"This morning I was given a hobo espresso from Tucker, thats why I'm begging for change so early.

by Michael Franchayzee December 10, 2007

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Espresso Shot

When your ass cheeks are spread wide enough for someone to poor coffee into your waiting asshole for a tasty beverage with a bit of kick to wake you up in the morning. After allowing the hole to naturally froth, your sexual partner will suck all brown liquid out with a flourish.

"She has a pep in her step this morning"
"Her boyfriend made her an espresso shot. Apparently it was pretty tasty."

by Sully_The_Big_Blue_Monster October 7, 2018

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