Emotionally Constipated refers to someone who struggles to express deep-seated emotions, keeping feelings like love or anger bottled up inside. It's a witty way to describe those who find themselves unable to articulate their emotions, leading to an emotional 'blockage'.
by Saikonaut December 28, 2023
Get the Emotionally Constipatedmug. When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement
by Cheeks1+ May 25, 2024
Get the Emotionally Erectmug. When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.
She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."
by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015
Get the emotionally nearsightedmug. A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
Get the Emotionally Active Young Teenage Womanmug. looking at pictures, websites or shows that purposively make you miss a person and/or thing, often making you feel forever alone.
Friend: Want to go out tonight and meet guys?
You: I'd rather stay home, emotionally cut and watch Say Yes to the Dress while look at puppies online.
You: I'd rather stay home, emotionally cut and watch Say Yes to the Dress while look at puppies online.
by ffforeveralonee March 25, 2011
Get the emotionally cutmug. Everyone, the Jerusalem Wall(especially if your a United States resident) will bring an emotionally touching and even permanent impact on your heart
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Get the emotionally touchingmug. Emotional dumping is an act of unconsciously sharing your feelings or perspective without an awareness of the other person and their emotional state or needs. Emotional dumping typically occurs as a heightened reactive response to a triggering event that is relived and repeated within a conversation.
“I understand you are hurt right now, and I want to be there for you. I am just not in the space to listen right now.” “You’re emotionally dumping on me right now, I would appreciate it if you ask me where I am at before diving into what is going on for you.” “I am going through a lot myself right now; I am not able to listen right now.”
by Stonerboyyy April 13, 2023
Get the emotionally dumpingmug.