Ejaculizure

(n). a seizure that causes uncontrollable ejaculation; a seizure so good it gives you wood

(n) Matt had an ejaculizure during the test and got kicked out.

by Hazard911 May 12, 2009

Ejaculatte

A hot beverage, regardless of ingredients that is topped with fresh human ejaculate. This occurs when a male is milked directly over the cup.

If the ejaculate is mixed with saliva in the mouth of the barista first, then spat into the drink so that it is bubbly, it is considered a spafaccino (spaf + cappuccino).

If the ejaculate is frozen into a ball and added directly to black coffee, it is referred to as a spaffogato (spaf + affogato).

This drink comes with a warning that it *may* contains nuts.

Ricardo: "keep pumping, Marina. Soon, my hot load will crown the surface if yet another beverage"
Marina: "My arms are tired. Are you sure there isn't a way I can take a break from pumping out ejaculattes?"
Ricardo: "Of course, my dear. Open wide, it's time to make a spafacinno"
Marina: *hot gagging sounds*

by Souper Rare July 28, 2022

Mental Ejaculation

To expel all knowledge, in no particular order, of a certain subject in a definate space of time.

Jane: How'd the Spanish test Go?
Dick: Mental Ejaculation. I mentally ejaculated all over it.

by Geophree Godnam March 24, 2006

Ejaccident

The subtle art of accidental ejaculation

Dude, when that bass dropped, I ejaccidented in my pants

by turboplm April 26, 2011

Ejacutastic

When a person ejaculates while having sex with a parter and it's absolutley fantastic............

Friend #1:Hey bro, how was your date last night? Freind # 2:It was ejacutastic

by outlaww August 1, 2012

ejaculatory substance

Substance produced from masturbation, known as cum.

He produces a lot ejaculatory substances when we have sex.

by Someoneyouknowbutdont April 4, 2022

Presentation Ejaculation

When you are about to do a presentation you glance at someone you like and you see something that arouses you so you get a boner so you have to do the presentation so you hide your boner behind the cardboard presentation board you made last night in a rush and it keeps rubbing against your boner and now you have even more of an erection whilst you stare at your crush suddenly you feel like something's gonna come out and it's not piss so you cum all over the floor and every one points and laughs at you but you're happy because you don't have a boner anymore

Jimmy?, Oh he had a presentation ejaculation

by Joeym296 June 9, 2020