Eggplant theory

If it fits in your ass then it will do the trick.

Eggplant theory works! I can fit a whole jar in my ass.

by Tayne October 11, 2016

eggplant

eggplant is a term used to describe a feeling toward another person such as a hobo, usually of kindness or love

hello eggplant.
do you deserve eggplant?
eggplant

by 9705826966048363969cb November 6, 2007

eggplant

A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.

"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."

by Mike November 21, 2003

Eggplant

To change someone's visual style to eggplant as a Windows 2000 theme without the user's knowledge.

"Dude, I think someone puked on my screen...dammit, I got eggplanted."

"Hey, I've got a cool idea. Let's eggplant this motherfucker."
"Wow, let's not go too far, man"

by The Finger Nick March 25, 2009

eggplant

short for eggplant squatter.

I hate eggplants. What a filthy

by Pierre May 28, 2004

alabama Eggplant

If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.

I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.

by powdriver August 21, 2009

eggplant

when your skiing or snowboarding or wutever and u completely wipe out and face plant and just loose it all together

HAHAH yesterday piper Totally eggplanted. like right in front of the lift line too!

by Julia February 9, 2004