Excrement

Excellent, great, good.

"I got my oats with that Jenny last night and shot all over her face!"
"Excrement"

by JooBoy November 13, 2003

Excrement

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

excrement queen

queen of shit, total shit fetish.

my girl is a real excrement queen, i should put a flush handle on her.

by jonnythin pasqualealaleylalyealyelalye June 6, 2003

excrementalia

It is when excrement happens to be located around the genitalia. This can often be hard to remove but can be rather tasty when mixed with porridge oats or nut custard.

Gentleman: Oh dear, there seems to be a darkened substance around my genital region
Gangster: G, you gotz urslef a bad case of the excrementalia
Gentleman: Oh dear, What should one do to relieve himself of this predicament?
Gangsta: Manz, ur stuck for life unless you get some nut custard
Gentleman: What is this nut custard you speak of?
Gangsta: Itz tha answer to this padikamnt cuzzy bear.

by Michael Parry December 10, 2007

Excrementos

The breath mint of choice for people whose breath smells like feces

Steve:"So how'd the date go...did you guys make out?"
Jeff:"Na...the bitch chews excrementos.Wasn't in the mood to french kiss anus."

by arod1979 August 1, 2013

premature excitementation

To define when people have been excited about something way before they should be.

Your friends have been saying they are excited about going on holiday for almost a year before the date you are going. when the date finally comes they ask you if you are excited about it. Your reply would be.

"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"

by Hug-Hees January 19, 2017

excitemenet

Excitement on the internet

The web page offered about as much as excitemenet as relief after prolonged constipation.

by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009