Ejaculoathing

The sudden onset of revulsion, distaste and self-recrimination immediately following completion of the sexual act. Often accompanied by the realization one's partner is actually quite unattractive, deeply annoying, and perhaps best described as a serious error in judgment. Under severe cases one may vomit uncontrolably, struggle with depression, endure withering ridicule and ultimately withdraw from usual social circles.

Given his history, Bob really should've known that in the end he'd suffer from ejaculoathing.

by skiwithus February 7, 2009

FOURSOME EJACULATION

Its when you (pee) first and then masturbate, them (pre cum) cums out, after that you get (cum) outta your dick, then while recovering from ejaculation the white stuff that cleans your pipe come out.

Dude: dude yesterday i had a FOURSOME EJACULATION, it felt weird and amazing at the same time.

by MLONE January 5, 2019

ecojaculate

Whilst masterbating, the ecofriendly male jizes in his girlfriends mouth instead of a paper towel.

I ecojaculated in your girlfriends mouth, thereby doing my part in saving the environment.

by Dazer January 7, 2009

Ejacelation

To be so elated by a perceived favourable outcome in an event, no matter how mediocre, that one proceeds to ejaculate without warning in one's pants, regardless of the social situation.

Dentist: 'You were well behaved at your appointment today David, so here's a sticker'
David: (jizzes in pants)
Dentist: 'Ejacelation?'
David: 'Nope, prostate cancer.'

by Anonymous submissions January 27, 2017

Edraculate

A role-playing sexual scenario in which the subject orgasms upon being bitten on the neck by a vampire.

Origin: Ejaculate + Dracula

My girlfriend totally loved it last night when I put in some fake fangs and started biting her neck really hard. Made her totally edraculate! Talk about a wicked hickie, she's gonna have to cover that thing up for weeks!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 17, 2016

Projectile ejaculation

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.

Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.

by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009

Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.

1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?

by KC Royals November 30, 2011