I finger dudes

For a heterosexual male to be so out of control, and lack all inhibition, that he would go as far as fingering another male, heterosexual or otherwise.

Sometime shit gets so out of hand at parties, I finger dudes.

by sarieann October 21, 2009

Dudeass

No homo. When somebodys name has slipped your mind and your crew knows who your talking about.

Tyrone: What's that Muthafucka's name?
Donnell: You talkin bout Dudeass down the street?
Tyrone: Yeah that mo fucka.

by Nsisong March 30, 2009

dudery

Jewelry for dudes; Male jewelry.

Matt: Check out that guy's dudery...
Sam: Yeah, he's got more bling than a 14 year old girl's cell phone.

Matt: Hey, we gonna go throw a few back this weekend?
Brandon: No, I gotta go pick out my dudery for the wedding.

by Gargantic April 15, 2008

DudeSmoothie

When a girl (or guy) sticks a straw into their partner's urethra and proceeds to jerk them off until ejaculation. After ejaculation, the partner sucks the jizz through the straw.

"Dude! I made Stacy a DudeSmoothie last night!"
"Ah man! I can't believe she'd do that!"

by SlitheryLlama1 May 10, 2014

dudespread

The phenomenon of men being entitled to or feeling compelled to occupy as much space as possible- physically or verbally.

Catcalling and unsolicited comments are verbal dudespread.

There is a guy so dudespread here at the gate he’s using up 4 seats in one row and 2 more in another. Close your damn legs.

by Lorax Of Sex April 25, 2014

Dudders

A relationship that moves so slow, it virtually goes backwards.

Oi, when do you reckon they'll actually go on a date?" "They never will, he's doin a dudders."

by Me2278 April 14, 2011

Dudesor

A better way of saying dude. Usually referring to a male. See dude.

Sup dudesor, sign this.

by Dan Zajac August 30, 2004