pee drinker

One who is expelled from bootcamp for drinking their own urine out of a canteen.

Me: Ben why did you get kicked out of bootcamp?
Ben: I drank my own piss out of a canteen. I am a pee drinker.

by seltzer April 1, 2007

Flat Brimmed Energy Drinker

Somewhere between a skittle thug and what you would find under flat brim. But most applicable when applied to downhill mountain bikers. They have an affinity for chilling at the trailhead bumping gansta rap and puffin' tuff and are physically incapable of getting their $5,000 bicycle up the hill so must coordinate with a cohort to shuttle themselves up and down the mountain with their two $30,000 pick up trucks. As you can see, this becomes a financially burdensome endeavor, especially when you take into account the 5 Monsters they consume per day.

You flat brimmed energy drinkers are douchebags!

by fuzzywuzzy242 November 15, 2010

starbucks drinker

A cube-dwelling person who works in an office downtown, gets there by driving an enormous SUV, pays full parking in the building garage and lives in a Mc-Mansion in suburbia financed with a sub-prime mortgage.

Look at those starbucks drinkers, they broker than we be.

by KDog93 July 3, 2008

tea drinker

A a pejorative term often used to describe people lacking masculine characteristics or for being weak. The term bears many similarities and may be compared to the slang terms cuck and soy boy.

"You are a real tea drinker!"

by Hill..arious. May 11, 2021

semi pro beer drinker

One who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, shitty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.

A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.

A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)

#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.

#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.

#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.

by Dr. Cockenstein June 21, 2009

period drinker

Someone who when "going down" on someone, finds that they are on their period, yet still continues. Hence, "drinking the period"

"oh, don't do that, i'm on my period"
"Don't worry amanda, i'm a period drinker. it's just like warm cherry pie"

by clienne July 2, 2009

tea drinker

Are you an actual idiot? All a tea drinker is, is someone that drinks tea.
Get life

Get a boyfriend or girlfriend

Spend time with your family

Cause clearly you have no life if you are looking up what a tea drinker is!

"I'm a tea drinker, I like to drink tea"
"Duh, of course you do. You are English after all"

by Savagemylads December 2, 2018