Diddies

Childish name for breasts.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

diddle

Stimulation to the clit, mostly in female masterbation, but can also apply when someone else is joined in the stimulation.

friend #1: "What are you doing tonight?"
friend #2: "I don't know, probably stay here and diddle my skittle- wanna help?"

by Malaine Boheme April 9, 2006

diddlehead

a way to say "fuckhead" in polite company

Geeze, why did you do that? You are *such* a diddlehead!

by flippytale January 16, 2004

Diddlen

The reference to the action of pedophila, but used as a noun, not as a verb. Almost as a type of "drug" closely related to Riddlen. In many occastions it is used to discretly talk in public about the action, wether in the past, present, or future tense.

Pedophile A to Pedophile be in a crowded room of Non-Pedophiles.

A:"I was recently perscribed Diddlen from my doctor, I almost overdosed last night while babysitting."
B:"While volunteering at my church's nursery, I popped a few Diddlen myself."

One friend speaking sadly about his convicted pediophilic grandfather to another friend around a stranger.

Friend 1: "My grandfather abused Diddlen, he's now in jail."
Friend 2: "Thats sad, who caught him?"
Friend 1: "My cousin, his granddaugher."
Stranger: "I wonder if I need to use Diddlen, I've never heard of this drug..."

by Red Phoenix1 August 14, 2009

piddly-diddly department

Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!

Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department"
Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 9, 2004

diddie wa diddie

I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means.

Come on poppa gimmie some mo' of your diddie wa diddie.

by AbsintheClock November 30, 2009

diddly

Nothing. Shortened version of "diddly-squat"

I sent my money in but I got diddly back.

by Matt October 7, 2003