doucheberry

Sending emails and/or blackberry instant messages in public places where emailing should not be allowed (i.e. - at the gym, while checking out at the grocery store, while attending concerts and/or sporting events, etc). Those who doucheberry cannot stand to be parted from their phone. Some even own fashionable clips that securely fasten their blackberry to their belt and/or purse.

I sweat my ass off at the gym every evening while Conner just walks on the treadmill and doucheberrys.

by mxedkid February 26, 2008

douchechach

1. A person that is so chachy that the connotations of the term cannot encompass their chachiness.

2. Someone who is both a douche and a chach.

3. The most annoying kind of person there is.

4. Ryan Tedder, the lead singer of the band OneRepublic.

"I can't fucking stand that guy, he's such a douchechach!"

"Did you just hear that? Only a douchechach could write such a terrible song."

by Reusch April 14, 2008

deuchenheimer

One who is an Extreme Deuche Bag.

Man, Ryan is a real deuchenheimer!

by Readmywords January 3, 2008

douchecast

When an actor/actress is cast for the same type of role over and over and is almost always the douchiest character.

I'm so tired of seeing Matthew McConaughey play the same character in every romantic comedy, that guy has been douchecast!

by bronzeon78 July 15, 2009

Douchebellishment

The often gold and silver embellishment on douchey clothing made popular by men in Vegas, Jersey Shore characters and the host of Ghost Adventurers. The clothing often is by Ed Hardy or Affliction and usually includes crosses, fleur de lys or daggers.

Looks like the orange, spiky haired guidos got dressed up in their finest douchebellishment for the strip club tonight.

by HunchHunchWhatWhatBahBo April 7, 2011

douchecake

a random word caitlin made up
she has a penis

caitlin eats douchecakes because she likes the taste between her teeth

by tupac August 13, 2004

douchecanoe

Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.

John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.

by Wango Zango July 3, 2011