Diarrhea Bomb

When you have explosive diarrhea come shooting out of your butt all at once and it makes a huge splash in the toilet that wetx your whole butt.

Ew, don't go in that stall. Someone did a diarrhea bomb and it's all over the place!

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

Diarrhea Echo Fart

(D.E.F.) That amazing sound that your ass projects against the toilet bowl when you have a backed up shit waiting to immensely emerge from your balloon knot worm hole.

I was sitting on the toilet and almost busted my ear drums from the sound of my diarrhea echo fart hitting the toilet bowl.

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011

diarise

Wanky corporate lingo meaning to "enter into your diary" used by wanky corporate types.

Corporate Wanker 1: I'll touch base with you tomorrow but meanwhile can you, like, diarise our next meeting on Tuesday so we can drill down on this issue.

Corporate Wanker 2: Sure. I'll bring the skim soy lattes.

by Tsar Pushka October 26, 2007

diarrhea

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.

Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.

by Jake February 26, 2003

Shotgun Diarrhea

Nearly the same thing as Explosive Diarrhea, but with differences.

1. Explosive diarrhea can occur all at once or over a long duration with repetitive blasts. However, shotgun diarrhea is all at once, nearly tearing your asshole(and the space-time continuum) to shreds.

2. Explosive Diarrhea is a condition always occurring on the toilet, whereas shotgun diarrhea can be in public or on the toilet.

Last night I was at a dinner party, and right when I went to get up I had some shotgun diarrhea that sprayed all over the governor of Wisconsin, who was sitting right behind me.

by wierd ass bitch October 5, 2009

projectile diarrhea

Much like projectile vomit. In most average cases shit comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips your ass cheecks off, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the ass fairy comes in and creates new ass cheecks out of chicken fat for you.

Daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no fucking friends because he smells like shit, fo shizzel!

by MaikuKitton September 27, 2006

explosive diarrhea

Its Sorta like a volcano, it builds up, then it begins to rumble. Then small streams of "warm" molten stuff begin to flow. then when you least expect it POW! It blows, and just like a volcano all the surrounding area is devastated

Once my friend tried to light his fart on fire, little did he know he had explosive diahrrea, all i have to say is we never saw him again...

by Uber Noob December 9, 2003