Ozment Dilemma

Situation in which a person of higher authority (I.e. teacher, manager, boss) decides to sacrifice said authority for the sake of being liked or relatable. Often a pushover that would rather be liked than respected.

Mark is quite the pushover. He really suffers from the Ozment dilemma.

by SpongeBob Squaredude April 28, 2021

Ass dilemma

When you're in the middle of two asses and don't know which one to choose first.

DRAMON: AYE YO NIGGA I WUZ KICKIN IT WIT DEEZ TWO THICK ASS WHITE BITCHES BUT THEN THEY PUT ME IN AN ASS DILEMMA AND I WAZ THEIR TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT ASS I WANNA FUCK FIRST, SHIT WAS SO HORD IT WUZ LIEK AN SAT UP IN DIS MUHFUCKA!

Tom: Whoa man that's sick, I 'm very intrigued!

by Cartah Hoffah March 26, 2016

miyu's dilemma

refers to a person that :skull: or sobbing a message even faster than discord bots which is done by a self bot that is against discord TOS

YO THAT dude HAS TO BE A miyu's dilemma we should report it tbh

by kansa October 15, 2025

The DaBaby Dilemma

A situation in which a group of people must determine whether or not a controversial artist can be separated from their art, which usually depends on the severity of their crimes/the quality of their work. This term was coined from a meme making fun of DaBaby, stating that he is “not a talented enough to be separated from art.”

“Based off The DaBaby Dilemma, it’s probably for the best that we stop listening to him.”

by Irno December 1, 2022

Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.

I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.

by goyo May 2, 2017

The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma

The dilemma / paradox that arrives when you think of the insides of a fat guy's fridge. Would it be full, because he's fat? Would it be empty, because he ate it all, because he's fat? We will never know.

PROF: Alright kids, guess how full my fridge is.
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!

by Slimmy Pimmy November 29, 2025

The Frank dilemma

**The Frank Dilemma** is a moral question about fictional characters who are mentally much older than their physical age. This often happens with characters who are vampires, immortals, or time travelers. The dilemma asks who these characters can date in a way that feels morally right: should they date people who match their mental age, or people who are the same age as their body looks?

Five from The Umbrella academy is often the subject of The Frank dilemma among fan conversations.

by Skinnystem January 22, 2025