The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter
by Switch Mane September 22, 2020
A quirky way to describe being stuck between two equally unappealing choices, like deciding whether to skip a social event or attend and be bored.
Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.
Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.
by MothMaven August 16, 2024
When you have no choice but to run away because the psych hospital
calls you a DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE and your ID has been issued in a displaced manner as well as the LVMPD threaten your LIFE.
calls you a DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE and your ID has been issued in a displaced manner as well as the LVMPD threaten your LIFE.
Look ANAL ALAN was in the worst situation in LAS VEGAS as he is a homosexual which the hospital did not endorse HOMOSEXUALITY as it was a religious cauldron and another fact that caught him EATING SHIT and SMEARING SHIT on his BUTTOCKS in his room plus when he entered they knew he was a PEDOPHILE where with the HOMOSEXUAL
COMBINATION that is why they labeled him dangerous and the PEDOPHILE DILEMMA is his NEVADA ID the address was HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA with their BUSINESS ADDRESS where CHRISTOPHER helped him get the ID by dropping him off at the STATE ID OFFICE issuance location just a mile about down the road from HAWKS so I could replace my debit cards BLUE BIRD AMERICAN EXPRESS and GREEN DOT at the time to get my SOCIAL SECURITY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! IT WILL LEAD TO. MAKE IT RAIN
COMBINATION that is why they labeled him dangerous and the PEDOPHILE DILEMMA is his NEVADA ID the address was HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA with their BUSINESS ADDRESS where CHRISTOPHER helped him get the ID by dropping him off at the STATE ID OFFICE issuance location just a mile about down the road from HAWKS so I could replace my debit cards BLUE BIRD AMERICAN EXPRESS and GREEN DOT at the time to get my SOCIAL SECURITY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! IT WILL LEAD TO. MAKE IT RAIN
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 15, 2022
The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.
Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.
by Guazi January 13, 2021
Luck and bad luck at the same time; unusual event that requires unusual response; event that has an aura of uniqueness
So you’ve met this amazing girl, but she’s from different country? Man, that’s some proper marine dilemma - you’re gonna have to come with a solution, you’ve never used before.
by Mr.Nobody2 January 01, 2020
Situation in which a person of higher authority (I.e. teacher, manager, boss) decides to sacrifice said authority for the sake of being liked or relatable. Often a pushover that would rather be liked than respected.
by SpongeBob Squaredude April 28, 2021
The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).
I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021