dickslap

To dress down, or otherwise verbally scold.

Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.

"They've violated the terms of our contract, perhaps a little dickslap is in order"

by OKI'llgobacktoworknow September 27, 2004

chinese dicktrap

when you're tryin' to jackhammer a chick in the doo-doo hole too roughly so she clenches her o-ring making it impossible to remove your dick. you have to slow down and be gentle so she can release and you can ecsape. it helps when the chick is chinese.

I was too rough with Ling, so she pulled a chinese dicktrap on me.

by shazznyeah February 7, 2009

dickslapper

dickslapper/dickslap
1. Term used to describe a homosexual. They usually enjoy pounding asses.
2. refers to one a less intelligence, used as a come back to a stupid sexual reference.
3. to jerk one's self

That Dickslapper stole my last banana.

by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

dickslap

Noun--
A hole stuffer.
One who puts fucking above all other important things in his/her life.
A truly dumb brawd.

This bitch Karen is an insufferable dickslap.
She shipped her kids off to their crazy dad's house, and moved her boyfriend in so they could fuck all day and night like bunnies!

by ereewfdsfd April 13, 2006

dickslap

the act of violently slapping a person with your penis to instill punishment and/or dominance.

the man slapped the ho for not getting him a beer when he told her too.

by MASTER SLAPPER February 17, 2004

dicksnap

the act of snapping a mans penis, resaulting in EXTREME pain, bleeding, and massive brusing. This can be accidantal or deliberate

'A man is walking down the stairs and slips' "AHHHHHH AHHHHH Fuck I have dicksnap"

by Tyrone Johnson July 1, 2003

dickcrap

a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.

"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?"

"Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"

by Dr. J May 1, 2004