Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004

Dickbeat

Meaning you would do something fairly quickly.

I would have taken that shit in a dickbeat.

by Ayebee Gee July 1, 2004

dick meat

The meatiness of a throbbing cock's shaft.

A nympho vegetarian only eats dick meat.

by mojosolodolo July 5, 2012

dickbeater

Someone who faps too much.

"Joe is a dickbeater, no wonder his drain is clogged!"

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

dickmetized

When you become mesmerized by the dick.

She's so dickmetized, she can't even see that she's being played.

by jjondabeat April 22, 2020

Dickeaters

Name for the fortnite player that sits on the edge of the circle waiting for players to come out the storm

I'm at 25 HP time to come out the storm and use this medkit. "Dies 5 seconds later." *throws controller god damn them niggas had a 5 story 1 by 1 base waiting for people to come out the storm. Fucking Dickeaters.

by Zohle May 10, 2018

dickbeaters

A chicks hands or some cases a queers

she uses her dickbeaters to jerk off her boyfriend.
put up your dickbeaters

by jokers1234 July 9, 2010