Deuce-nap

When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.

Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.

by Eudai November 10, 2013

deuce patrol

The act of doing a fly by at the nearest shitting hole. This is usually an office formality to ensure that the shitting stalls are safe to use, and free from the interoffice bathroom chatters and fuckwits. In some cases, an announcement among friends is done to either warn of inadequate shit conditions or to call an "all clear" for ass slams.

Thank god Juan just went on deuce patrol . I am crowning and that fucker Mark has been hanging out in the bathroom eating pistachios all fucking afternoon. I just want to shit in peace!

by DarthAss March 31, 2017

Deuce Spade

A blue haired boy from the game twisted wonderland. Hes so fucking sweet snd would practically die for his mother. He had bad preteen years because he was a delinquent, but he’s now trying to be an honors student for his mother!!!

Oh my gods I love Deuce Spade so much!

by imreallyfuckinggay November 4, 2022

second-hand deuce

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

by thamongrel May 11, 2008

Dip N' Deuce

A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.

Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.

Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.

Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.

by SAZ the Cowboy October 19, 2011

fair deuce

fair play, good point (as in tennis).

Used informally to acknowledge good verbal comebacks.

that's what SHE said

fair deuce

by Moccus January 8, 2009

twilight deuce

also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.

although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.

by kirk November 22, 2004