Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.

Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night

by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020

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Dusty Depot

when you’re fuckin a bitch and her depot is dry as dust

man I just fucked that bitchy and her pussy was as wet as dusty depot

by MR. PATRIOTIC June 11, 2018

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The condition or philosophy of being a disillusioned or failed nepo baby; characterized by existential dread, squandered privilege, and a vague sense that you were meant to be famous but somehow ended up mid-tier at best.

After his indie film tanked and his band broke up, Jared spiraled into full depotism.

by ShajaanMuazShaheem April 25, 2025

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Fuck Depot

Slut. Highly sexually active female. Female who is used for sex then forgotten. To be sleeping with a lot of partners.

Keri is a fuck depot. She is fucking Bob, Ted and me.

by Meth Guzzler August 14, 2018

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empty to the depot

Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.

"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"

by threebythree February 27, 2009

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home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

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