derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".

I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

gentleman deposit

The act of discarding personal effects after a night of drinking. Example: emptying your pockets in a rememberable place of contents such as: wallet, cellular telephone, house keys, wrist-watch & I.D.

A gentleman deposit is emptying your pockets in a rememberable place of contents such as: wallet, cellular telephone, house keys, wrist-watch & I.D.

by Adam Bankovap June 21, 2007

Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

by zerk August 25, 2018

Nut Deposit

A “Nut Deposit” is a slang term I made the fuck up, in truth it is simply the sexual organ found on a female called the vagina, either that or the process of ejaculating all of your micro babies into her uterus is also a Nut Deposit.

“I enjoyed giving you a Nut Deposit, Stacy.”

by Delta-Ass March 8, 2025

soul deposit

When a man ejaculates in you and you try EVERYTHING in your power to get over him, but you can't

Me: OMG! I can't get him off my mind, no matter how hard I try.

My homegirls: Girl, you gotta be careful who you receive soul deposits from, they'll have you hooked!

by B-ImThaMan! August 30, 2017

Deposit Return Scheme

The act of shitting into a bottle and returning it to the deposit Return machine for 25c

I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated

by V falls December 28, 2024

Impulse Deposit

The sudden feeling of pressure to deposit money back into your bank account when buying something that costs a large sum of money, otherwise known as an Impulse Buy. Can occur to many people, yet many times by college students on a restricted budget.

Wal-Mart Cashier: That'll be 42$!
Me: Gosh, that's a lot! All I have are some simple groceries. Not enough in my pocket to give you so I'll have to use my card.
*Swipe Card and transact money*
-->After finished paying, goes to SunTrust inside Wal-Mart<--
Teller: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, I just spent 42$ of my money to buy groceries, and many of those things were impulsive buys so I'm going to make an "Impulse Deposit"!

by Matt - UCF Knight '12 September 9, 2010