A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
by anonymous December 5, 2024
Get the deposition officermug. by Dianewhitson May 27, 2015
Get the Double depositmug. When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.
My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.
by ‘Ol snakeeyes December 26, 2019
Get the deposit farmingmug. A "Toxic Deposit" is the HIV laden ejaculate or "cum shot" that is associated with "Bug chasing" and "gift giving" specifically for the intentional transmission of HIV.
by keeloi79 December 22, 2022
Get the Toxic Depositmug. I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated
by V falls December 28, 2024
Get the Deposit Return Schememug. A: "If you bully me I will kick you where it hurts most."
B: "My bank accounts?"
A: "No, your generational deposit."
B: "My bank accounts?"
A: "No, your generational deposit."
by IvanaBribe December 3, 2010
Get the Generational Depositmug. The sudden feeling of pressure to deposit money back into your bank account when buying something that costs a large sum of money, otherwise known as an Impulse Buy. Can occur to many people, yet many times by college students on a restricted budget.
Wal-Mart Cashier: That'll be 42$!
Me: Gosh, that's a lot! All I have are some simple groceries. Not enough in my pocket to give you so I'll have to use my card.
*Swipe Card and transact money*
-->After finished paying, goes to SunTrust inside Wal-Mart<--
Teller: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, I just spent 42$ of my money to buy groceries, and many of those things were impulsive buys so I'm going to make an "Impulse Deposit"!
Me: Gosh, that's a lot! All I have are some simple groceries. Not enough in my pocket to give you so I'll have to use my card.
*Swipe Card and transact money*
-->After finished paying, goes to SunTrust inside Wal-Mart<--
Teller: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, I just spent 42$ of my money to buy groceries, and many of those things were impulsive buys so I'm going to make an "Impulse Deposit"!
by Matt - UCF Knight '12 September 9, 2010
Get the Impulse Depositmug.