Decision

CEO on phone to Management Scientist "Hello my favourite data scientist". Management Scientist (MS): "Mr CEO, I'm not a data scientist, that's a pejorative term - I'm a management scientist". CEO: "OK, what can I help you with?". MS, "Well, that decision you have before the board, I just want to let you know that not making a decision is still a decision". CEO: "How so?" MS: "If you decide not to allocate resources to the decision before the opportunity to do so passes, then it will be irreversible, and you may not have the opportunity to do so later". CEO: "Oh crap".

by CompSciFutures February 26, 2023

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Driveway Decision

When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.

Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision

by .Bwy. November 16, 2023

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Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life

Meme used in FGAPI Discord Server

X: "Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life"
Y: "I agree"

by Ocapa hacker September 27, 2021

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Bed Decision

A bed decision is a decision made after having sex by two people in authority, on plan of actions with an intended negative effect on a particular person or group of persons without the benefit of due process or due diligence, for the personal purpose of one or both of the sex partners. Usually sex is used to coax a partner to agree to a decision for the benefit of the one suggesting a decision. Bed decisions can also be decisions on how to commit corruption or the improper use of the funds of the organization, or to condone a wrongful act of a particular person or group being protected by either one of the sex partners, or to obtain a certain benefit for a particular person or group. In this definition bed decisions are bad decisions or evil decisions using sex to scheme sinister plots.

The termination of Jack's employment contract was a bed decision between his female Project Manager and the Country Manager who are having an affair, because the Project Manager did not like Jack's sense of independence.

by El Django July 18, 2021

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Gender decision

Where a child of the age of twelve or over decides their gender which can be different from the one they were given at birth which is their sex. It is generally called a gender decision party or can be

Savine: Hey, did you hear about Jackie’s gender decision party?

Noah: No I don’t think so, I don’t honestly know what that is lol.

Savine: Well it is where they decide their sex/gender. For right now I think Jackie’s going to go by he/they but we won’t know until he announces it and what his new name is other than his dead name.

Noah: Oh that makes sense! I can’t wait for it.

by Milliemybeloved June 18, 2021

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