cushy

easy, pleasasnt - from an Urdu (originally Persian)word 'khwshi' meaning 'happiness' or 'ease'. Came into English directly from India via British Army slang of the early 20th Century. Not to be confused with kushti which comes into English from Romany

He sits on his arse all day, a real cushy number.

by klidenengro February 4, 2004

Sannse Cushway

The psychopathic tyrant of Wikia/Fandom...

Beware Sannse Cushway, they crave the blood of the innocent...

by TotoBro February 18, 2021

carpet custard

the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.

wtf's all that carpet custard doing there? I just cleaned this fucking floor you wanker!

by UKP August 21, 2010

Custard Gannet

A frequent user of the drug wordCake, so called because cake pills are yellow and notably larger than other drugs in pill form.

On the cake again, you custard gannet!

by Drusillus July 9, 2006

Amsterdam whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef

I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

by Snvert97 February 23, 2021

s'cuse me mate...

A 's'cuse me mate' is either a male or female who approaches you to ask for something. The opening line is always 's'cuse me mate'..... Nine times out of ten they request a small sum of money ranging from 10p to 50p. There's often an elaborate story behind this such as having to make a phone call or getting a bus to Rochdale.

*Casually walking through Manchester City Centre and a scruffy looking man approaches*

s'cuse me mate... have you got 20p to borrow, cos what is it is yeahh, I've gotta get to Rochdale to pick up my job seekers intit'

by Tony Fishfingers December 16, 2016

guzzle your custard

the act of fellatio

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

by savannahman March 18, 2010