machine cuisine

Food from a vending machine.

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.

by Neil Alien August 10, 2009

crack cuisine

delicious combination of goldfish and raisins
named as such for its regular consumption in the crack den

"Yo man, I'm gonna have some of this crack cuisine while you finesse that hose!"

by greenyboy April 13, 2010

Generica Cuisine

Term for generic food served at generic American restaurants.

When I want boring cheap food I like to get Generica Cuisine, it never fails at being average.

Someone asked me how my food was, I said completely average, Generica Cuisine at it's best!

Lets go to Applebees, the food is never great, nor bad, but it's always Generica.

You know a good Generica place by how hard it is to order. When everything is average it's hard to decide.

by Irontime January 29, 2014

Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.

Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Taj Mahal Indian Cuisine

A term used to describe a random Indian restaurant my mom drove past.

Jansen is so hot and saw Taj Mahal Indian Cuisine.

by SpaghetsRcool December 4, 2021

cuico

Derogatory term for a Police Officer in Mexico.

Hay vienen los cuicos. Translated; Here come the cuicos (cops)

by Al 317 January 20, 2009

cuisinart

The act of sticking both arms inside a vagina and proceeding to rotate them wildly like the mixing arms of a cuisinart.

Sarah was so gapped out that Rodney was able to fit both arms inside and perform the cuisinart.

by jaykelceej January 19, 2010