Coffin Nails

An old slang for cigarettes, used before they were glamorized in the early 40's-50's.

"Who in their right mind would smoke those coffin nails?"

by _Fabricated_ September 20, 2003

coffin

0.25, 0.5, or 1mg xanax pills, which are shaped like oval "coffins" instead of "bars".

I just popped a couples coffins and I'm about ready to pass out.

by Ho0 July 23, 2006

Coffin Bass

Instrument invented and played by Kim Nekroman, of Nekromantix, a phycobilly band from Copenhagen, Denmark.

Coffin Bass is cool.

by Joe (Tyrano) December 29, 2004

Caffin

A term usually used to insult someone. This person should be fat, stupid, gay, retarded, weird, lazy, and/or awkward to be with. Also could be used to describe someone who is not there for things.

Shut up, Caffin. You would know, but you weren't there!

by Wii7036 January 20, 2009

Cuffincake

(Noun) An epic mixture of a cupcake and a muffin.

"Bro, that cuffincake looks effin' delicious."

by Boss-like May 2, 2010

Chuffinelles

The Chuffinelles were an all women band who performed up and down and around Sheffield, England, in the 1980's. They achieved some recognition as a result of their politically charged performances which focussed on poverty, unemployment, and the demise of the British steel industry which was a major employer in the Sheffield area.

Hence, Chuffinelles can be used to describe actions by people who make people take notice of the kinds of injuustice that fly past the attention of regular media and are forgotten about, (or so politicians wish).

Chuffinelle's origins: Chuff is a local slang word for vagina. Chuffin' 'Ell is equivalent of saying "Fucking Hell"

People today rent because they can't get a mortgage, and the landlord charges them primo rent and gets away with it, is on the look out for something he can evict them over.
These people need the A team or some Chuffinelles.

by izzit413afw March 17, 2010

Coffinist

Preparing dead bodies for the funeral. A male Coffinist is a Coffinator. Much like a mortician.

She looks just like she did when she was alive, the Coffinist did a good job.

by Christine D; Emily S December 10, 2010