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A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.
Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.
by afdgh11 March 20, 2017
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chocks away

term used by british pilots in ww2 to indicate that they were ready to take off and therefore required that the blocks placed in front of the planes wheels be removed so the plane can take off... the blocks were placed there origionaly to stop the plane from rolling away. said with a stiff old fasioned british accent (don't go thinking that all british people speak in a "posh" british accent u arrogant americans.
chocks away old boy, got to go and beat jerry so we can all be home before christmas!
by David Rees November 23, 2003
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five o’clock shadow

The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.
#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.
by hippy2981 November 8, 2006
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cock clock

The act of smacking someone over the backof the head with ur erect penis
you just got cock clocked
HAHA
by oquhf0weoin December 29, 2007
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Missouri alarm clock

The act of taking ones penis and smacking someone in the forehead until they wake up.
I told Dave I would give him a Missouri alarm clock at about 7am.
by angela75 April 6, 2010
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Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.
Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.
by paradigms October 23, 2009
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Dutch Alarm Clock

1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.
I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.
by Xeneric December 30, 2010
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