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Crysterbate

1)When you are sad and horny at the same time, you crysterbate. Crying while jerking it.

2)Christerbate same as crysterbate but doing a Jesus Christ pose.
James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he locked himself in his room to crysterbate.
by Evan Bahler February 2, 2020
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Cristina’s boyfriend

The most sexiest,inteligent,amazing,nice,handsome boy in the world
He is so hot he must be cristina’s boyfriend
by gutfjjbgy November 21, 2021
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Christeena

Christeena is the coolest, nicest and prettiest person ever. She is very cute in both personalities and appearance. Christeena is very kind, generous and loyal- she'll never stab you in the back. Christeena is smart and she gives very good advice. She has the best smile and can make anyone smile. She has a great sense of humor and tries her best to make you comfortable. Christeena is the best girlfriend, everybody will fall for her. She is a great kisser and has the perfect body: sexy legs, gorgeous hair, skinny and elegant in every way. Christeena try's her hardest in everything, she never wants a person to be or feel left out. She always tries her best to make everyone happy. She's hard to get- but once she falls for him, she'll do everything in her power to keep him. Everybody loves her!
1. Person: Who is Christeena?
Boy: The most sexiest woman alive!

2. Person: I wish I was her boyfriend...
Person: Honestly, who doesn't ?
3. OMG, Christeena is super hot!
by Mygorgeousface November 23, 2021
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Christeria

A French name, typically a middle name. A very rare name in many circumstances. Christeria means "God Is Gracious.", and despite the name being connected to christianity it's a very beautiful name. I'd recommend picking this name for your baby.
"Hey, Christeria!"
by Anonymous3344 November 30, 2021
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Cristina and lynne

We are Cristina and Lynne
by Yenxerx December 4, 2021
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Cristina Goiria

Ralph Macchio's wife.
by mrs.macchioxoxo March 8, 2022
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Cristinashotdogs

“Have you heard of the best Grey’s Anatomy Fan Account?”
“No I haven’t.”
“The account is @cristinashotdogs you dimwit
by TheTowersofLuis April 17, 2022
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