Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

chimping

Considered a sexual act.. When partners begin deficating in their own hands and then throw fecal matter at each other.. (Similar to the acts of a chimpanzee)

so much better chimping out then in your own home

by Flipinphilly June 26, 2015

crimpling

The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.

"Dude! I totally flubbed up, and I crimped myself, ow..."
"Dude! Stop crimpling yourself..."

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

Chimping

To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic

"Deandra said she thought I stole her money, but she crazy. She know I'm about that chimping"

by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015

Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018