Prior to felching, the act of inserting a straw in one's lover's freshly bespangled anus and blowing bubbles in the fecal-sperm combinationcontained therein.
"Hang on Andrew," said Edward playfully, "I'll just get a straw and whip up a cappuccino before I take a taste."
1) an urgent bowel movement following one too many supersize coffees
2) a foaming stool produced by someone who is intolerant of dairy produce, following the consumption of a milky drink
1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment buildingdefinitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.
"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."
Similar to drunk dialing, cappuccino calling occurs after consuming large amounts of sugar and caffeine. It generally involves declarations of love, invitations to go skinny dipping, and/or fits of hysterical laughter.