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cappuccino

Poker slang. An event occuring if the maximum number of bets in a round are placed into the pot. (the pot is capped)
"Bet"
"Raise"
"Re-Raise"
"CAPPuccino"
cappuccino by KidNapster February 20, 2005

cappuccino

Prior to felching, the act of inserting a straw in one's lover's freshly bespangled anus and blowing bubbles in the fecal-sperm combination contained therein.
"Hang on Andrew," said Edward playfully, "I'll just get a straw and whip up a cappuccino before I take a taste."
cappuccino by EPStar August 1, 2006

crapuchino

1) an urgent bowel movement following one too many supersize coffees
2) a foaming stool produced by someone who is intolerant of dairy produce, following the consumption of a milky drink
1) "Man, I gotta take a crapuchino break"
2) "I'm lactose intolerant, I should lay off the lattes or I'll have a crapuchino later"
crapuchino by Joby Blue Ray January 3, 2010

Human Bacterial Frappuccino 

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.
"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."

cappuccino calling

Similar to drunk dialing, cappuccino calling occurs after consuming large amounts of sugar and caffeine. It generally involves declarations of love, invitations to go skinny dipping, and/or fits of hysterical laughter.
Disregard the message I left you last night, I was just cappuccino calling.

mocha frappuccino 

Courtney: Why are you acting so strange?

Alana: I haven't been to starbucks yet.

Courtney: What does that have to do with it?

Alana: I haven't had my mocha frappuccino yet!!!!