Crappity

Really bad situation

We are having a crappity time at this party.

by Sunsetlover73 January 11, 2022

Crapitalism

Children start school as equals.

Children leave school on different levels.

However, they are all children.

Street sweepers ensure there is less illness.

Doctors cure illness.

Aldults MUST ALL be treated equally.

Stop the child abuse.

We are all born with nothing and we all die with nothing.

EQUALITY IS THE WAY FOR A BETTER WORLD ❤️

Crapitalism

by Heyyyyyyyyy February 6, 2022

Cranitarian

One who lives off of a diet of brain juices.

My diet? I'm a cranitarian; I don't eat solid foods.

by Aileil Taliesin April 19, 2023

Crapital

Where a state has a capital that has a capital that no one cares about yet there’s another city, that everyone knows and is bigger, yet isn’t the capital.

1: yo we should go to Augusta ME
2:Nah bro Augusta is a Crapital, let’s go to Portland ME

by Zddal March 21, 2026

The Crapitol

Ocala Florida's largest music venue located on the downtown square. Many bands from hardcore to emo genre's showcase there. Most of the time the prices are unreasonable. Many stupid slutty scene bitches go there and smoke cigarettes outside after they leave inside because they charge a re-entry fee of $2.00.

They also offer a once weekly bible study in the evening.

Joe: "Hey man, are you going to The Capitol tonight?"
Kevin: "I'm broke, I don't think I can."
Joe: "Yeah, the prices are kinda high, especially with that re-entry fee."
Kevin: "The Crapitol is lookin' to reem kids of their money in Ocala!"

Joe: "Are you going to The Capitol tonight? AYFAD is playing!"
Steve: "Really? Heck yeah I'm going!"
Joe: "Yeah that'll be sweet! There's always someone there with a Digital SLR taking pictures."
Steve: "Yeah maybe I can get in some pictures, I see that red head kid there with his Nikon D200, Speedlite, and a Tokina fisheye lens."

by th@t0nek1d August 21, 2008

WrinkleFart CrapNut

Ohio Rep Jim Jordan

The yelling jacketless WrinkleFart CrapNut from Ohio just made an ass out of himself again.

by corsendonkian November 21, 2019

Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023