Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.

Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape

by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019

crapendium

A comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. Usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.

The original crapendium was invented by Adam and Eddie and is a useful guide to UNC students to this day.

by Mearns June 21, 2005

semen cape

When one ejaculates on a girls upper back and lets it run down to her ass.

I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style when I pulled out and blasted copious amounts of my seed on her back.. The bitch looked like Super Girl but with a semen cape.

by cumpilation December 21, 2008

under the carpet

When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.

Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like

womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."

by theknownunknown October 8, 2009

carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

carpet lake

The result of a toilet overflowing onto somebody's carpet. Happens when you take a large dump and the toilet clogs up, and the water starts to pour out of the bowl. It flows into the hallway and creates a horrifying stench that lingers for days on end.

"When I was at Steve's I took a huge crap and made a carpet lake. It was hilarious."

by Marki G May 21, 2005

carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

by Anonymous September 28, 2003