A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.
At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.
Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.
Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.
by AcidClassical April 3, 2008
Get the carrot tree mug.Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.
Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.
Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!
Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.
Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!
Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!
Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.
Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!
by Jairo Presto August 25, 2010
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A descriptive term of happy thoughts or delightfully random things; sometimes this is used in a sarcastic manner in order to bring attention to one's lack thereof.
Sweet, like apples and carrots.
"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."
"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."
by Silliness October 29, 2008
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Get the smart as a carrot mug.refers to a man's penis immediately after pulling out at the conclusion of sex with a female partner.
by Mr. Goodtimes August 30, 2009
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Get the Corrong mug."I like girls who eat carrots." Said Louis Tomlinson in one of the few One Direction video diaries. He didn't mean he literally likes girls who comsume carrots but meant he likes girls who give head. if you don't know what giving head means then you're probably too young or you're just a boomer. And here's a little advice, if you don't understand what it means, DON'T ask your parents. or you're up for a very uncomfortable lecture.
Louis : i like girls who eat carrots
*awkward silence for those who understand it*
Girls who don't get it : starts obsessively eating carrots
Boys who don't get it : also starts eating an enormous amount of carrots hoping it would have the same effect on Lou as if a girl ate it
*awkward silence for those who understand it*
Girls who don't get it : starts obsessively eating carrots
Boys who don't get it : also starts eating an enormous amount of carrots hoping it would have the same effect on Lou as if a girl ate it
by Potato28 loubear December 22, 2020
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