rainbow/push coalition

The Rainbow/PUSH Coalition (RPC) is an organization founded by the Reverend Jesse Jackson, the name derives from the roots of the organization - a merger between the Rainbow coalition (founded 1985) and Operation PUSH (started about 1971). The stated mission of the organization is to foster "civil rights" and empower people of color (i.e. black). RPC frequently uses political pressure tactics bordering on blackmail designed to coerce companies into "donating" to the RPC (i.e. bribe them to go away) or employing RPC members in nice cushy jobs to ensure "liason" between the company and the black community (i.e. provide continuous welfare and the ability to monitor companies from the inside for future blackmail operations).

We have a rainbow of races at our company, but Jesse Jackson decided there were not enough black ones in top management positions so he PUSHed us around with threats until we paid him to go away, gave mandatory promotions to unqualified blacks (including his friends he owed favors) and ended with a nice flowery speech about how this showed our commitment to diversity. Hopefully now we are under the "protection" of Jesse and no one else will come and blackmail us.

by FigurinOutLife March 24, 2004

Coalition

1. A government that was voted in by ignorant voters who decided to throw votes away by voting for a liberal party.

2. A term for a yellow tied MP on their knees in front of blue tied PM.

1. I voted for a liberal government! Oh wait we just got a conservative coalition, I didn't see that coming...

2. Omnomomommommmom, can I have a say yet? omonnomommononnmomm

by testing_the_line December 26, 2011

cooligan

A cool person who practices unruly behavior -- usually pertaining to various forms of debauchery.

Have you found any cooligans to go drinking with at your new job yet?

by paulb0t October 25, 2006

colitis

An inflammatory disease of the colon. Symptoms are usually painful and involve swelling of the colon and rectal bleeding.

Also is a word that is often mistakenly heard in a line from The Beatles' classic hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

When I heard "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds," I wasn't sure if they were saying "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" or "The girl with colitis goes by."

by K-Star May 28, 2007

Christian Coalition

A group of born agains...A cult.People who throw their arms in the air in a crazy way during church. People who think they are better than those who aren't as religious as them.

Tom: "Isn't Bobbie in the Christian Coalition?"

Katie: "Yea, she's a born again."

by Rick N. James July 2, 2006

cooling out

To cool out, and or chill.

Those bros were cooling out yesterday at the hookah bar.

by Megatroid June 30, 2008

Coolie Tabouli

A statement used in the presence of middle eastern people, in reference to a situation being "All Good".

When working today at Aladdin's I spilled Hummos all over the floor, Ryan said it's "Coolie Tabouli" brosif, I'll help you clean it!

by gr8ful2jerry January 18, 2011