To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!
by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 16, 2007
When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!
Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?
Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-
Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-
by MaxtheCameraMan April 05, 2009
When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea
by yo dey ley he hoooo March 24, 2021
Man, that was a great night last night! All seven of us suffered alcoholic constipation. We must have hit every bar in town!
by TheNotBob December 06, 2009
When one has an idea, a "hmmm" moment, but one can't just get the idea out of the brain into the physical world. From the brain to the world.
See: Creative Block.
See: Creative Block.
by PlanesAreNotReal August 01, 2023
The mental state of not giving a shit.
by Bigtittycommittee69 January 27, 2014