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'Farting with confidence' 

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.
Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!
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boat of confidence 

having so much faith in someone that it fills up a boat of a certain size, larger than a life boat, but smaller than a battleship
Person 1: dude, what did you get for number 69?
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam

First Girlfriend Confidence Boost 

First girlfriend confidence boost or FGCB is a condition that occurs when someone who is socially awkward and has no history with women finally gets a girlfriend. They person will begin to think they are cool, even if there girlfriend is unattractive and they will think they are "the man" because their penis gets touched for the first time, failing to realize that everyone's has by now. They may try to act like a tough guy because they are taller than their girlfriend when in reality she is most likely just really short. The only cure for FGCB is a breakup which will destroy this newly found ego.
Jake kept talking about how much action he's getting, then tried to fight me, I think he's got a case of the First Girlfriend Confidence Boost.

liquid confidence 

1) The third single by British alternative band, You Me At Six, taken from their second studio album, Hold Me Down

2)A stimulus from friends/alcohol etc. that enables people to become much more comfortable in a social situation
he's normally quiet and shy, but when he's around his friends, he's full of liquid confidence and does the most absurd things.

Liquid-Confidence 

Referring to any sort of alcoholic beverage.
Tim: "lets go talk to that girl, she's totally eying you!"

Jon: "Ok, let me get some "Liquid-Confidence" first, then I'm ready!"
Liquid-Confidence by Joshua Danger December 18, 2008

Wasted Confidence

The confidence that a usually very shy person gets when drunk.

To be shy until you get wasted related to drunk say.

Confidence that's useless to have because you are intoxicated therefore it does not improve your nerdy state.
Brenda is usually a very shy sweet but self-conscious girl, until John got her drunk.

John to Bill: Jill has all this confidence tonight...I like!

Bill: Bro its just wasted confidence she's still shy and awkward.

Storebought Confidence

The confidence that shallow people have when wearing something hip, using "cool" electronics and showing off materialistic posessions.
She was shining with the storebought confidence, when she was using her new iPhone