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trophy condom

A stupid term used in CSI Las Vegas the TV show to try and show a "hip" side of the show. Pretty much another great idea by big executives to try and bring a new young audience to the show. Instead they give weird ideas to parents and confuse everyone else who wonders why you would use such a dumbass term and then support it by having an actress say "yeah i know what they are, i went to college... didn't you?"
I fucked this really hot girl and kept a trophy condom.
by Stusi January 18, 2006
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Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.
by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010
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Condom Fairy

a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.
girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!
by Simba NCL January 25, 2013
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Condom flip stick

A theory where a girl uses a used condom, and places it on an item of choice. Then proceeded to insert up the vagina ending up possibly pregnant as the cum is on the outside of the used condom.
Jessie: I want to get pregnant by John we will make cute babies,
Mandy: I know what you should do, you should do the Condom flip Stick method.
Jessie: wow Mandy that’s amazing, Yippee problem solved.
by Hush child December 15, 2018
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codemonade

a mystery

no one even knows how it’s spelled

codemonade? coldemonade? codlemonade? who knows

all we know is it’s cold lemonade without the L and some guy has a job.
person: “I really want some codemonade”
everyone: “I- what?”
by CheesyEqqroll November 16, 2020
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Dahmer Condom

To kill a man, gut him, slide his intestines over your dick, and have sexual intercourse with his wife.
Bro, I totally gave your mom the Dahmer Condom last night.
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saxon condom

A condom fashioned from a freshly skinned rat turned inside out
Vinny: Aw shit Mikey im outta condoms and Becky's on her way over.
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!
by ImmortalMemeLord June 3, 2018
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