immaculate conception

one chance to hit it so that your life line lives on

One artist claims he was conceived by immaculate conception. His Dad got out the penn on a way way trip. He got one chance to hit a piece so that he lives on in his son. He knew it was a one way ticket. The bitch this artist calls mother and Mom is the one that took his Pops out. But this is the woman he chose as Moms, with his punk ass. She wished she could have made him and tried to control him the way she couldn't control his Dad. Dad was on a Penitentiary bid and lived life to help his people in the struggle as it was called then. Didn't mind making the punk and he knows who I am.

by dionys May 14, 2006

Immacu-lesbian Conception

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.

Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."

by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014

Party Hard, Run Harder concept

A personality created by two intellegent track stars, explaining the way of life of a runner. This concept strategically combines the partying lifestyle of many teens and adults these days, with the running lifestyle of the few adults, and many teens. As many may know, there is a "Train Hard, Party Harder Personality", where runners favor their party life over the life they live on the field.

Well, this is the more serious approach on running, where after downing a few great drinks in record time, one may choose to celebrate through binge running; as opposed to justifying binge drinking as the reward for a good run or race.
You may think having the best time on the field makes you the better runner, but the most balanced runner/partier has you beat.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Jenny: Party tonight!
Gabby: Run tonight!
Jenny: Let's run to the party, and then run back! "Party hard, Run Harder Concept!"
Gabby: Well, that's just fantastic!
Jenny: Super!

Jenny: Hey, it's about time we crank out a 2 minute mile!
Gabby: No, no, Jenny. We've been running nonstop all season. We need to take a break.

Jenny: You're right.

by Nesterquat the Astronaut May 26, 2009

Myth-conception

1. The intentional ignorance of facts and outright statements of intention in lieu of what the media and other misinforming sources have convinced one to believe without hard evidence.

2. Widely held and promoted conceptualizations that have no basis in reality when hard evidence is analyzed.

True universal health care reform as the basis for the actual health care bill is a gross myth-conception propagated in general by masses of sheeple.

The Divinity implicit in nature has been brushed aside by those with the myth-conception that Creationism only entails myth-information unrelated to science.

by coffeetalk March 24, 2010

Non-Concept

An expression used to describe when someone comes up with a terrible, poorly thought out cliche idea or concept usually for games, books and film.

Guy1: Dude I got an idea for a film.
Guy2: Oh geez, Here we go again.
Guy1: No, dude it's so cool! It's about a guy who creates a bunch of robots to help him fight an alien invasion.
Guy2: Are you fucking serious, dude shut up! That's such a Non-Concept.
Guy1: But it's so cool!
Guy2: No, no it's not.

by _DICKtionary_ December 7, 2019

These (conceptual) hands

Rated-E for everyone

Hym "I don't give a shit if I agree with you or even like you; Anyone can catch these (conceptual) hands. And catch them you will. In direct response to perceived slight. Or if I get disgruntled by a thing you've said that is entirely unrelated to me. Or a thing that reminds me of something I don't like that also reminds me of you. There are 0 reasons for which I will not slang these (conceptual) 'thangs'. 'Thangs' meaning 'hands'. But not actual hands. Conceptual ones. It might even be over something as little as me thinking you think a thing that I don't like people to think. Blam! Conceptual hands! Just like that. It's that easy. It happens that fast. 'Why is that (conceptual) fist flying at me?' you'll ask. But you're asking the wrong guy. You'd better ask my therapist because even I don't."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Concept salad

When someone mixes unrelated concepts together in a bizarre attempt to prove a point or win support for their argument. (A variation of logical fallacy.)

Rape is non concentual, and so is aborting a child. Therefore abortion is rape. (This is a concept salad)

by hamshanks August 20, 2020