Compacting

Inserting one's penis into an anus whilst the individual is in the process of defecating, thus forcing the feces back into and compressing it within the colon

After an evening of compacting with my spouse, I am in need of an enema so we can do round 2 tonight.

by Dsenight October 4, 2019

Compassion Rage

Overboiling anger in response to a stimulus that is intended to provoke a compassionate response. A more robust relative of Compassion Fatigue, which may also be followed by Rage Fatigue.

"When that guy asked me 'Big Isssue, sir? Would you like to help the homeless', I screamed at him 'don't fucking try and socially engineer me with your claim that giving you £1.40 is going to solve homelessness!' I'm normally such a nice guy. I don't understand myself. Maybe it was compassion rage."

by Punanimal May 15, 2006

compassionate conservative

A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.

See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO

5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.

by Brandon Ped. February 27, 2008

compactor

A large dumpster that some stores use instead of regular dumpsters. Items are sent down a chute and then crushed. This way more garbage is storable, and so more stores are starting to use them. A compactor is also a dumpster diver's arch enemy.

Guy1: "Dude, I went to the mall last night to do some dumpster diving and all the stores are using compactors now."
Guy2: "Crap!"

by Synthic November 10, 2008

comparition

A comparison between two different ( objects, people, or places) that has a completely obvious winner making said comparison unnecessary to begin with.

You're 25 years old I'm 60 what's with the comparition here.

by eTee004 December 24, 2013

compacticulars

kom-pak-tik-u-lars- The retraction and tightening of the male scrotum preceding any highly anticipated event and/or encounter. It may feel as though your two average sized testicles have fused into one medium-sized unicle.

Jeez, I have a HUGE Tae-kwon-do tournament in like 15-minutes. This next match determines whether or not I get my brown stripe and man-o-man-o-MAN I have a mean case of compacticulars.

Come here! Touch this! Isn't that tight? It's like a new squash ball fresh out of the sleeve. Shit I'm nervous, thems a bad case of the compacticulars.

by Gary Shweeeps and Jimmie J July 16, 2008

Compactify

Making big things small. Manley referring in mathematics to the field of compacting or simplifying.

My math instructor used this word in explaining the concept of combining logarithmic expressions. “So you are going to take the expressions and will compactify them, see from big too small.”

by Bonus_Satis March 12, 2008