.Comebacks are sentences used to insult a person who had just insulted yo
They are mostly thought of in the shower since your crying bitch-ass is too busy being hurt like a baby then to think of .a good comeback
They are mostly thought of in the shower since your crying bitch-ass is too busy being hurt like a baby then to think of .a good comeback
"Someone: "I heard rumors that you suck your own dick
Epic you: At least my dad didn't leave me for coming out as gay, maybe you should win the lottery so he can afford the milk which is taking him so long to get."
That's a good Comeback you legend, now do this in real life one day.
Epic you: At least my dad didn't leave me for coming out as gay, maybe you should win the lottery so he can afford the milk which is taking him so long to get."
That's a good Comeback you legend, now do this in real life one day.
by Definiton_Expert May 2, 2021
Get the Comeback mug.That absolutely perfect, witty, devastatingly clever, or just plain savage thing you should have said during an argument, confrontation, or awkward conversation, but only thought of hours (or days) later when you're replaying the scene in your head for the tenth time (usually in the shower or trying to sleep).
Dude 1: "Man, I was arguing with my boss today, and he totally shut me down."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."
by MrAwesomesTaco May 4, 2025
Get the Hindsight Comeback mug.When you wait until a movie comes out on dvd and rental to see it.Done when you know you either cant get to the movies or are just broke.
by Davion Williams May 16, 2009
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by The real ODV March 13, 2025
Get the Comeback rock mug.When you insult someone because they're stupid, and they write or say the exact or almost exact thing back.
(What a conversation with a person who uses copy-paste comebacks looks like.)
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.
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