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Condom Fairy

a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.
girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!
by Simba NCL January 25, 2013
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camdomme

A dominatrix that does bdsm scenes through webcamming.
"I always find myself looking for Femdom on camsites"

"Yeah I find those camdommes so dominant and hot."
by Bdsmjunkin March 18, 2017
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Condom flip stick

A theory where a girl uses a used condom, and places it on an item of choice. Then proceeded to insert up the vagina ending up possibly pregnant as the cum is on the outside of the used condom.
Jessie: I want to get pregnant by John we will make cute babies,
Mandy: I know what you should do, you should do the Condom flip Stick method.
Jessie: wow Mandy that’s amazing, Yippee problem solved.
by Hush child December 15, 2018
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Condompenis

Condompenis is basically the penis and the condom kissing

Also meaning KONSTANTINOS who likes swagging and sucking women's pussys
Condompenis just had hardcore sex with Katrina!!!!!!!!
by LEAGUE OF SHINOBIS March 25, 2019
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Dahmer Condom

To kill a man, gut him, slide his intestines over your dick, and have sexual intercourse with his wife.
Bro, I totally gave your mom the Dahmer Condom last night.
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saxon condom

A condom fashioned from a freshly skinned rat turned inside out
Vinny: Aw shit Mikey im outta condoms and Becky's on her way over.
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!
by ImmortalMemeLord June 3, 2018
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ground condom vibe

A vibe that consists of a kinda grunge kinda emo feel but not too much; Borderline emo
“Did you see that girl’s outfit? With the black hoodie and checked shoes?”

Yeah man, it gave me ground condom vibes.”
by niallhoranaddicted June 5, 2018
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