confusedness

verb. the act or state of being confused.

1. being confused

2. having confusion

damn! i dunno what you're talking about! i'm drowning in confusedness!

by KISSARRAH August 16, 2009

confuse and conquer

Information age warfare. The strategy of maintaining power and control over one's subordinates or opponents by burying them in disinformation in order to promote confusion, paranoia and mistrust. The point of this type of propaganda is not to persuade anyone, but to keep the target audience engaged, distracted and unable to effectively unite in opposition.

Confuse and conquer:

Kathy: “Omg Beth, there's so much contradictory information everywhere I don’t know whats real anymore!”

Beth: “Just give up Kathy, we’ve totally been confused and conquered.”

by CLICKHERETOESCAPE March 6, 2017

confusion and delay

Sir Topham Hatt's catchphrase when he's cross with his engines.

You have caused confusion and delay!

by zmtk43 September 2, 2020

confusion

When your girlfriend wont sleep with you when your both drunk.

Im in a state of total confusion.

by 12346468 March 14, 2009

confuse

Make no sense

Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie

by Pedro Mendez Mulachos April 17, 2003

Lucky Boys Confusion

Only, like, one of the coolest bands ever.
> ordinary
> envy

45 steps to the liquor store
just another breakdown that i can't afford but
can't worry about tomorrow's pain tonight (alright)

by i dont know. November 14, 2004

Capo Confuscious

The name of rapper Bizzy Bone's younger brother, was killed in 2003 over marijauna.

Muder over stupid things has really got to stop.

by Valentine December 23, 2004