closing scissor lift

when two consensual individuals engage in scissoring and one is so inspired that mid scissor they close scissor their formation thus clamping their partner which allows them to lift their partner, figure skating style, to bask aloft in mid coitus glow

In a fit of orgasmic rapture, she felt herself raised off the bed in an unexpected closing scissor lift.

by the curious c February 25, 2021

Closing the Gap

What happens to a girls thighs when she enters an emotionally secure relationship.

Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...

Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."

by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

codingphobia

Used when people is scared of programming or coding

Hey! can you make a game?
"No, i have codingphobia."

by QualityStudios December 3, 2022

closing den

A room or place where you take a date or hook up that is designed to create an atmosphere or mood based on your sexual preferences and desires. For example, if you are into BDSM, it could include a bed with a bed post equipped with different types of restraints, dark leather furniture, and a dresser full of toys. If you are trying to create a romantic setting, it can include a bathroom equipped with a large tub full of bath products and candles with a sensual low lit warm bedroom environment.

Dude, I met a girl at the bar last night, and I took her to the closing den. Once she walked in it was a sure thing.

by RenDun23 September 11, 2023

comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

by Roeefl December 27, 2017

colding

Putting one's freezing cold hands or feet on someone else in order to make them colder, too

Hey, stop colding me with your frozen hands just because I'm warmer than you.

by Big FFF July 4, 2009

Colding

The act of making something cold

I’m colding fruit in the refrigerator honey.

by Frozen Orange February 14, 2019