Old King Clancy

A sex act involving using maple syrup as a lubricant to perform anal sex on someone who has a ton of anal pubic hair. This is the Canadian version of a Sacramento Turtleneck

The Frozen Horseshoe gave me an Old King Clancy using Harvey's Trays

by HowIMetYourMotherDefinitions October 30, 2013

Tom Clancy

A way too patriotic douche who is completely obsessed with secret military shit and guns with scopes.

"Wow! Look at the new Tom Clancy game! It's about another group of muscular men in dark places wearing goggles."

"Dude! That is messed up!"

by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006

Old King Clancy

From the show How I Met Your Mother, said by Robin Scherbatsky
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck except with maple syrup and not honey.

The act of using maple syrup as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.

What's an Old King Clancy?
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck except with maple syrup.

by UrbDic314 February 25, 2018

Clench

Clench Means Fit or Sexy, Possibly Perfect in Every way.

Boy 1: Whoa! That girl was Clench.
Boy 2: Na, Sophie is Clench, She is just Perfect!

by DrNobbleton February 18, 2013

clancy

the perfect combination of classy and fancy. you know it when you've achieved it.

"You guys got bottle service? You're clancy as f**k"

by courtk September 10, 2013

Clancy

Clancy is the mysterious person mentioned on the link we were directed to from the twenty one pilots official website. He is acknowledged by the so called "Clancy's Journal" which remains one of the 4 clues we were given in order to decode the ending of their hiatus. It is thought that Clancy is either Tyler or Josh.

-So who do you think Clancy is?
-Idk man,for all I know it must be Tyler,according to the theories.

by alg_speed April 26, 2018

Clenching the Wrench

When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.

Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."

by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019