life changing shit

When you take a REALLY GOOD shit and it CHANGES you.

Griffen: oh man, I feel like a new man after the shit i just took!

Kayla: I think you just took a life changing shit

by Virtual-misfit May 10, 2016

fling cleaning

(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.

Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

Creaning

the process of turning one's coaching staff over at an incredible rate as they leave for lesser or lateral jobs due to their boss.

once again Marquette University lost it's entire assistant coaching staff in an annual creaning of the guard.

by Coach Strohm May 4, 2009

clunging

v. The act of having sex with someone with a clunge. Has connotations of the perpetrator being somewhat promiscuous.

Lee was clunging his girlfriend all night long.

by Peter A J Taylor March 20, 2008

Cleaning the bathroom

Taking a long poo. Aka Dropping the kids off at the pool.

I'll be "cleaning the bathroom ". Aka taking a poo; being in the bathroom a while

by Brit&Jason March 16, 2017

Cleaning my room

Hiding my stuff in the closet so that my room looks clean

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'm cleaning my room
Mom: Then why are you shoving everything into the closet?
Me: Ummmmm

by zcsdfb,zb kfzv jhfgz February 20, 2020

Facebook spring cleaning

the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.

Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.

by FBook Guru March 1, 2012