circle jerking

when guys say they are playing poker...what else could be that addictive?

so what are you doing tonight?
playing POKER

by ula May 13, 2005

circle jerk economy

An economy based on a circular exchange of money where finished goods are consumed and nothing of value is produced.

I'll be taking my half hour lunch break. I have to take the money I made from selling hamburgers to the people working at Walmart and go buy some junk from Walmart. Man, we live in such a circle jerk economy nowadays.

by alphasniper February 23, 2009

Circle jerk selfie

An individual who is able to orally and anally pleasure oneself independently simultaneously

Bro check out that hottie panting to that circle jerk selfie!

by Kurt breezy December 24, 2013

getting the circle jerk

The act of being jerked around by several people at once. Often used as a humorous expression as it pertains to several men masturbating in a circle, possibly around you, or on you, suggesting a lack of power on your part (the person receiving the circle jerk) and a larger proportion of power for the individuals perpetrating the circle jerk.

I applied for several jobs but keep getting the circle jerk!

I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!

by thoroughly circle jerked April 22, 2010

Google circle jerk

A circle jerk that occurs in a Google+ huddle.

Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.

by weyus July 22, 2011

Google Circle Jerk

Self-congratulatory discussions on Google+ where one's reputation as a social media expert is praised by countless wannabes.

Chris Brogan's stream update was quite the Google Circle Jerk last night.

by JDailey July 24, 2011

Virtual Circle Jerk

Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.

To All Employees,

Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.

-HR

Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"

Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."

by Rural.Juror September 5, 2017