cibbe

lame ass ra3 player

cibbe plays ra3 all day and has cl_mouseaccel 0.1

by smEkman May 18, 2004

Chiblet

A small crumb of shit(not literally), or small particle of major annoyance.

Fragmented dog-turd, Ritz crackers, biscuits crumbs in underwear, small, off-duty, czechoslovakian traffic wardens etc...

by Rasputin the third August 12, 2005

Cable Diving

Searching through the cables behind your computer(s) for lost cables, plugs or small children.

"Fckgw... I dropped my cat5e... time to go cable diving"

by vinnie December 18, 2003

cable guy

someone who is extremley annoying. Always bothering. A Stalker if u will.

Here comes Mark the cable guy again, what a loser.

by trizmcmany December 15, 2004

a Cable

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

"I've just laid a cable"

by Leon May 9, 2003

Cable Monkey

The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.

1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.

2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!

by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020