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winston churchill middle school 

A middle school with a bunch of terrible (and a couple of good) people. Where to start? The goddamned place has a bunch of bloodthirsty teachers, most of which are completely unaware that each student has five other classes. It also has a couple of nice teachers, so there's that. The district made it an "all-IB school" except they didn't change a single damn thing. They kept every single passport and held-back kid and decided to be more "inclusive". By lowering the bar. Yeah. So all the true IB students get to work three times as hard for the same f***ing qualifications. The cafeteria food isn't bad, not gonna lie, but by god is the school grimy. For an institution (if you can even call it that) that just got 9 million f***ing dollars to build new crap, the goddamn place is covered in old milk and trash. The school is full of SJW's and people so closed-minded and stupid that they can only be described as "wealthy Cro-Magnon". Any conservative student here has a limited time until they get accused of something, so you better keep your mouth shut. If Donald Trump ever came within 100 feet of the campus, he would be lynched within a span of 1-2 minutes. People hate him here. Anyways, the school is full of trashy people and some slightly-less-trashy people
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churchiee 

Son: Hey mom, whose churchiee?
Mom: Oh honey its just a friend who comes when dad is at work
Son: Then why do I hear "OH GOD YES HARDER BABY!" upstairs?
Mom: Oh ummm because we are playing uhhm a board game!
Son:...okay mom, have fun!
churchiee by kgfdkujydsagtfui March 12, 2021

churchious 

Very religious. Very involved in church life and events. Goes to church often.
James is so churchious. He lives and breathes at the church these days.
churchious by tango63 March 21, 2015
To attempt the crab position whilst maintaining an erection, completely naked. The limbs become the walls, the body the ceiling and the thoroughly erect penis, becomes the steeple.
'I like to thoroughly stretch out my pelvic muscles with a good morning churching.'
churching by Charon92 February 13, 2017

churchinating 

-verb
The act of publicly urinating in church spe. During service into a fountain or holy water trinket.
Judy: oh my god, did you hear about John churchinating during sermon yesterday?

Marge: what no, that's despicable!!
churchinating by Jeepsderp October 31, 2017
absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor
Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.

We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.

My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*
churched by sailingjerryjones November 6, 2017

billy churchill 

If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: Billy Churchill.