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Chobham Academy

Chobham, a school with some bald ass teacher called Micheal Whitworth who needs to go suck his mum. Most girls in this skl are dead tings and barely any can whine. But the gyals that can whine can whine goood.
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by Black destroya 🤣 December 24, 2018
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Chode Slam

The act of rapidly thrusting your hips foward and backward so as to create a succession of loud smacking sounds, caused by the violent contact between ballsack and chode. The term was originated in underground rap circles in Alameda, California near the turn of the 21st century. The chode slam has been identified by California physicians as the primary cause of bruisedchoditis. It has a special significance in that it was the first widespread pop culture term to shine light on the relationship between scrotum and chode, helping to clarify a highly disputed issue about the correct definition of chode.
"Well Phildini, at least one person in the audience was clapping." "No, that was just Mr. Seymore in the back doing the chode slam."
by Erik C. July 14, 2007
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chodeable

Something that you jerk off to
by Okami1234 August 31, 2018
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Chobits

19-year-old Hideki Motosuwa is your typical Tokyo teenager. Dead end job, cheap-ass perants, and just got regected from Tokyo U. Persocoms are the newest technology, and anyone whose anyone has one. So of course Hideki wants one. But the problem? He has no money. So when he finds a disgarded persocom in the trash, he naturally picks it up. But when he activates his new find, he sees some problems. Her voice card is broken, she has no OS, and she doesn't seem to know anything. Hideki asks his friends for help, and all they can tell him is that Chi-his persocom-could be a Chobit, or a legendary computer.

A story about life, love, and sadness, a touching manga that shows you the lights and darks of today's technology.
'Chi is Chi because Hideki named me Chi!'
'I didnt fall in love with Chi because I wanted to make love to her, I wanted to make love to her because I love her!'
by 009 May 9, 2005
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Chode Monger

An omniscient, all powerfull deity. If you abuse his sacred name, he will instantly appear and remove you of your manhood.
Dude, I swear that our science teacher is the Chode Monger!
by ChiBearsFan5423 May 9, 2010
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chobblesome

To be worth talking about for positive reasons.

Coined by Minecraft YouTuber Grian when tasked, by Iskall85, with inventing a new word and using it in a conversation with 3 other players.

Coined in Grian's YouTube video "Hermitcraft 9: Episode 14 - THE BROKEN BRIDGE" at timestamp 10:02
"This is pretty chobblesome, I could talk about this for a while"
by CryoCyro June 23, 2022
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chode squime

when you squime shot ten metres in the air outta your chode.
"wow that guy looks god todoy."
"wowsers maybe he had a chode squime."
by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011
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