Angry Chipmunk 

When your girl teabags your ballsack and pushes your nuts into her cheeks, looking like a stuffed chipmunk, then proceeds to nibble on your sack with her rodent-like buckteeth.

Damn that girl left a scar when she angry chipmunked me last night.

Angry Chipmunk by Jakespeare September 21, 2006

Choking chipmunk 

A frozen chipmunk, performed unskillfully or with crushed ice. May be extremely unpleasant, embarrassing and possibly deadly.

Being March 14th, ,my girl was into the idea of the frozen chipmunk. Thinking she might be getting tired I looked down to discover that she was now performing the choking chipmunk. So much for that idea. A quick heimlich and a thousand sorrys later and she still wont hear about trying it again.
Maybe next year...

Choking chipmunk by Han Bingo March 14, 2008

Chinese Chipmunk 

People who are really high and can't stop smiling so they resemble chinese chipmunks.

Look at those chinese chipmunks, smoked out of their minds

Chinese Chipmunk by _XENI March 21, 2010

Dramatic Chipmunk

Over-reacting over a a minor detail. Derived from the YouTube star Dramatic Chipmunk.

Chris; I think we should see other people.
Jennifer; OMG. I can't believe this. What in the world did I do to do this. You will never.......
Chris; Dont go Dramatic Chipmunk on me.

Dramatic Chipmunk by John D Riley November 23, 2007

Angry Chipmunk 

A sexual act whereby two gentleman ejaculate into a woman's mouth, one in each cheek. As the recipient of the dual ejaculants attempts to spit out the loads from her cheeks, the mouth is held shut, thus resembling an angry chipmunk.

Roberto and I gave Belinda the old "angry chipmunk" after the Star Trek Convention.

Angry Chipmunk by argylegargoyle April 6, 2009

Cryptorchid Chipmunk 

Ass-lancing schiz-ska band from West Virginia composed of a bunch of gay guys and a few lesbians. As my friend Kevo the Black Man would say, "DEY SO CRAZY MAAAN I DIDN EVEN BE KNOWIN WHAT I THINKIN!??!" Couldn't have said it better myself.

That band Cryptorchid Chipmunk is fucking weird.

Cryptorchid Chipmunk by Emily GM-Mapplethorpe September 8, 2005

choking chipmunk 

The act of oral stimulation performed on a male by a female, male on male version refered to as "Flamming Choking Chipmunk", where a female will deep throat said male while placing each testicle in the pocket between her teeth and check.

She deep throated my cock then put my balls in her mouth at the same time. When I looked down at her, the bitch looked like a choking chipmunk.

choking chipmunk by WORKHEAD December 23, 2007