chainring tatoo

What you get when you are riding a bicycle, stop to dismount, and the back or inside of your bare calf accidentally touches the black, oily chain.

Joe is such a geek. He stopped at the red light with the bike between his legs, and got a big chainring tatoo from his filthy, greasy chain.

by Litespeed99 June 7, 2009

chaving

(chey-ving) the act of inspiring tension as you approach someone

See also chavious; chave

Chad chavings are so much worse than Taylor chavings.

by wangdahai December 5, 2016

charing

a Filipino expression or an excuse used when the person you're talking to doesn't appear to agree with any single thing you said

Husband: Honey, don't you think you need a vacation? because our ears need vacation from your constant yelling
Wife: seriously?
Husband: charing!

by Juanganda October 19, 2017

Chairing

The act of having someone go on his knees and another person sitting on his back pretending or actually reading a newspaper.

Instead of Tebowing, the man got in the middle of the street and started chairing with his buddy.

The man suffered many injuries due to chairing in the middle of the high way.

by Steve Chair January 8, 2012

Cat chaseing

At midnight when the cat has slept all day run after it as it runs around the house with you. Some cats aka mine may think there a dog but its all good untill you have cogs sitting in your room .

Wanna have another round of cat chaseing.

by sarah July 26, 2004

Havering

To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove

Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered

by Pumicelove December 28, 2021

Chivering

A mix between chattering (like how your teeth chatter when you’re cold) and shivering.

It’s so cold today, my body is chivering!

by Boredom204 November 17, 2022