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cleave

n. abbr. Abbreviated form of "cleavage." Often used to distinguish between "good cleave" (in which breasts look full and natural-but better) and "bad cleave" (either aberrations of nature or when breasts look TOO natural. Examples include breasts so pushed together that they spill out of the top, or so loosely held together that the underside of the breast- or boob flap- is visible)
"Hey, nice cleave- you must be wearing that new fancy bra"

"That girl has a nice face but bad cleave. You've got to take better CARE of those things."
by RCola March 29, 2008
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Cleavers

A term used for mocking someone with a large cleavage.
Macy: " ... "
Person: "What's wrong, Macy? Cleavers got your tongue?"
by knowyourxxx March 4, 2017
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Cleaver Steamer

When one of the Cleaver family (Wally, Beaver, Ward or June) takes a massive shit upon another Cleaver's chest.
"Golly Beaver, I notice you are shitting on my chest"
"Well Gee Wally, Eddie Haskill's using the shitter, it's Cleaver Steamer time".
by daniel1976TO June 13, 2007
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Juve Cleaver

A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they look a little too old for their age ( from too much partying or smoking ) and have the intelligence of roughly an early teen - not a good combination.

A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.

Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.

Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.

A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.
Buddy: Wasn't those gals at the last place? Why is that psycho looking blonde glaring at us?

Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.

Buddy: BITCH!
by paulvmunix December 21, 2007
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cleavelidge

(n) a way to pronounce cleavage that is more sophisticated
My, your cleavelidge looks wonderful in that dress.
by xxYessPleazexx April 29, 2009
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cleaveland soup

(V) The act of pooping on someone's chest while having diarrhea.
I was going to drop a cleaveland steamer on her, but since I had diarrhea she got some cleaveland soup instead.
by Gillywiz May 14, 2016
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Man Cleave

When guys wear their button up shirts open to show thier hairy chests.
Tom Selleck as Magnum PI has epic man cleave!
by BAPotter February 23, 2011
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