caffeine normalcy

When you have been needing caffeine to function for a while now, hence you forgot the last time you weren't dependant on black coffee or caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin — even though you were once too young to need caffeine

I can't remember the last time I went a whole day without Tombocantuxin caffeine pills; at this point, caffeine normalcy feels like a requirement just to get out of bed!

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

caffeine is down

when someone is feeling with low energy and they want to have the sensation of feeling pleasure physically and/or emotionaly

"damn bro, my caffeine is down, can you cheer me up please? ;)"

by orangedonut October 13, 2020

Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.

"Bruh, do not eve bump your gums before 9am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."

by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025

Caffeine Bladder

Slang, the constant need to urinate due to excessive caffeine consumption

I need to relieve myself. Again? Yes I have caffeine bladder

by OldDogg January 17, 2021

Caffeine Roulette

When you take in an excess amount of caffeine before bed in hopes of falling asleep before the caffeine takes effect.

“You’re getting caffeine this late??”
“Yeah man, caffeine roulette!”

by Zakxd November 28, 2021

caffeine pacing

Caffeine Pacing is the slow or incremental increase or decrease in Caffeine intake for the purpose of avoiding negative effects of overdose or withdraw.

Caffeine pacing can reduce headaches when reducing or eliminating caffeine from your diet.

by Ijellan Sauer September 14, 2020

Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.

Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.

by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011