Tasteless dance moves used to: a) completely ruin a friendly gathering, b) scare off predators, and c) summon demons.
A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth.
While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.
A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth.
While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.
a) "Mary, your son is doing the cactus dance again..."
b) "Beware, I know the cactus dance."
c) Zach: "Darren, I really don't think its working."
Darren: "Just give me a another hour, we'll be having beers with Nosferatu in no time."
*WHACK*
b) "Beware, I know the cactus dance."
c) Zach: "Darren, I really don't think its working."
Darren: "Just give me a another hour, we'll be having beers with Nosferatu in no time."
*WHACK*
by Mungman December 24, 2007
Get the cactus dancemug. 1) TRY CACTUS JUICE, IT'LL QUENCH YA.
NOTHINGS QUENCHIER.
IT'S THE QUENCHIEST.
2) GIANT MUSHROOM.... I WONDER IF IT'S FRIENDLY?
NOTHINGS QUENCHIER.
IT'S THE QUENCHIEST.
2) GIANT MUSHROOM.... I WONDER IF IT'S FRIENDLY?
by daviscd December 16, 2009
Get the Cactus Juicemug. A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.
Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.
I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
by Gayth June 4, 2018
Get the cactus friendmug. Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.
by Jingo99 March 18, 2013
Get the Cactus Bangmug. Wilson been such a cactus licker lately. Have u seen the thugs he was rolling with? Someone should tell him something before he gets into serious trouble.
by Blue01 March 11, 2017
Get the Cactus lickermug. A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.
Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."
by Clich January 19, 2014
Get the Glass cactusmug. Julia cactus subtweeted me today, i know because she DM'd it to me.
These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand
These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand
by ZiggitZaggle October 15, 2021
Get the Cactus Subtweetmug.