Canatarian

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can

Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian

by IHEY8U May 24, 2008

canteloping

A game where one hides cut up cantelope (or honeydew) in an inconspicuous place for someone to find. If the person that finds the melons has an aversion to the fruit, the game is especially rewarding for the players.

Angela puked when she found the cantelope in her pillow case! Canteloping her is fun

by Sanjay claus December 19, 2016

cantbefucktivitus

A mental illness, caused by immense boredom of ones day job, stress, or a general lack of enthusiasm.

Sorry boss, I've got a serious case of Cantbefucktivitus

by Allan M September 14, 2018

caan

Australian slang for come on.

Caan move your ass. Happy hours at 3 you dick!

by captaindigi November 2, 2018

Cant handle the heat

Used by the greatest niggas alive, used to show when someone cannot handle the heat.

William: This game is a cash grab.
Logan: No it's not.
William: You cant handle the heat nigga.
Logan: ...

by Tyrone + Requis April 8, 2021

Cantanope

A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.

Chad the traitor: Can you hire me in your new company?

Vince: Cantanope!

by VncGrc129 November 24, 2021

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

by Souperior March 1, 2019